Posted 6 hours ago

Anons Anons Anons Anons Anons

Please and thank you

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Posted 6 hours ago

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)

Posted 6 hours ago

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot)

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

eatlovemaryjuana:

nasturbate:

bedustandshadows:

I AM DYING 

call 911 dont comment on my posts

Why am I laughing so hard

Posted 6 hours ago
One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)

(Source: psych-facts)

Posted 6 hours ago

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

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