Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

50shadesof-fml:

seemenowlovemelater:

this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round

yesss

(Source: a-night-in-wonderland)

Posted 5 hours ago

dicksplit:

Straight Friend: "I’m open minded"

Me:

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Posted 5 hours ago

If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

Posted 5 hours ago
Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.
Posted 5 hours ago

bechloe-mitchell:

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

even if it was a choice i’d still choose to be gay

Posted 5 hours ago

lesbiansdo-it-better:

god’s punishment for being a lesbian is drunk straight girls

Posted 5 hours ago

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

(Source: equinoks)